Hey: this is crazymudmonster, and man do I have an insane deal for you! Would you believe me if I told you I had eleven Chevrolets on my front lawn right now? Five Cavalier Z24 coupes, the sporty versions go around corners real fast! There are also six Lumina Z34’s, they used these in NASCAR once!

What is the price for all this? Well, you might think I have gone crazy, but I’m offering all eleven cars for $3000! That’s right: $3000 will buy you all of them! So come on down to CrazyMudMonster’s in Knoxville, TN!

Disclaimer: Vehicles were found at Martins Creek, right outside Baxter, Tennessee. Cars were completely flooded in last week’s 1000-year flood. No guarantee on vehicles. Some vehicles start, others don’t.

Tip of the hat to Zach Bowman for finding this

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