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Dartz, the Russian tuner who attempted to install whale penis leather into their last vehicle, has raised the tasteless stature to new heights: meet the Dartz Prombron Red Diamond edition truck.

The Prombron Red Diamond is equipped with bulletproof windows and wheels for when your leisurely drive happens to go through a warzone. Other amenities include a tungsten exhaust, white gold gauges encrusted with precious gems and a Rogue Acoustics audio system to drown out the gunfire and bombings. Sadly, no whale penis leather offered in this one, but they do offer baby Harp Seal seats as an option.

Before Dartz unveiled the Prombron Red Diamond, they got a Russian model and an rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) for the photo shoot. The photo shoot was either to show the Dartz Prombron as a combination of luxury/security or a lame attempt at soft porn. I’m going with the latter.

So if you’re an arms dealer or a military dictator and want to throw your money away, Dartz will sell you a Prombron Red Diamond edition for $1,330,000. If it were me, I would ask the following question: If I pay you $1,330,000, could you throw in the RPG and the model too?

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  • Justin
    Whale penis leather is the softest leather........in the world.
  • FAPTurbo
    Justin's a huge fan of the whale penis leather.
  • MichaÅ‚
    The entirety of our zeitgeist distilled in the form of a single car: this vehicle is the apotheosis of the perpetual war economy. Magnificent.
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